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Election News Burps: Update #4

Posted by albear on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 7:37:52 PM
The networks are making their first projections:  From CNN, "We project John McCain will win Kentucky...and our guy wins Vermont."

Early exit polling is leaning towards Obama. Meaning, Obama is doing well amongst people who like talking to early exit pollsters.

Obama spent part of the afternoon playing basketball. Saw him make this great move.  He faked down the center and drove hard left.

GOP insiders believe McCain could still pull this off. Yeah, I'll believe that the day Clay Aiken becomes a father.

Early exit polling suggests Al Franken may be ahead in his Minnesota Senate race.  The Senate's filled with jokers. Might as well send a professional. 

This News Burp from Captain McCook in Virginia: Seminole County, FL election official Mike Ertel took the extreme step of sleeping with his county’s ballots in order to use full protection ensuring the integrity of the voting process.  No word on if Ertel, a registered republican, used protection himself – we will find out if McCain votes double in 9 months.

 
Starbucks is giving away a free cup of coffee to customers in honor of election day.  Right now, the customers are split on whether they wanted the coffee black or with lots and lots of cream. 

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Election Update #3

Posted by albear on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 4:30:09 PM


After voting in Alaska, Sarah Palin flew back into the Lower 48 for some more campaigning. And for some veerrrryyy strange reason she's campaigning in Iowa and New Hampshire.  

Some ballots in Virginia were soaking wet. Perhaps from the tears of McCain supporters.

Sarah Palin's doctor says the Alaskan governor is in excellent health and that no health issues would keep her from executing the duties of Vice President. Well, except for folks being sick to death of a Republican in the White House.

A man in Whitehall, Montana has parked a trailer full of manure out in front of a Democratic campaign office to protest Barack Obama. Actually, workers in the office were still debating whether it was manure or Shinola. 
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Election Update #2

Posted by albear on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 2:32:47 PM
And here's the latest...

Black Panthers were found blocking a polling place in Philadelphia. "I was so intimidated," said one white voter, "It made the mullet stand up at the back of my neck!"

Bill Ayers and Louis Farrakhan voted at the same Hyde Park polling place as Barack Obama.  "I still hate America," said Ayers, "But I really love the cute little sticker they give ya' after voting." 

Hillary Clinton was spotted politicking inside a New York polling station. "And remember, when writing my name in, that's Hillary with two L's!"

Estimates are we can see the biggest election turnout percentage-wise since 1906. "And boy," said McCain, "That was one exciting day."

St. Olaf university professor Philip Busse has been forced to resign after bragging on the Internet about stealing and destroying McCain campaign signs. The good news for Busse? He's been offered a tenured position at Harvard.  
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