Posted by
albear on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 2:32:47 PM
And here's the latest...
Black Panthers were found blocking a polling place in Philadelphia. "I was so intimidated," said one white voter, "It made the mullet stand up at the back of my neck!"
Bill Ayers and Louis Farrakhan voted at the same Hyde Park polling place as Barack Obama. "I still hate America," said Ayers, "But I really love the cute little sticker they give ya' after voting."
Hillary Clinton was spotted politicking inside a New York polling station. "And remember, when writing my name in, that's Hillary with two L's!"
Estimates are we can see the biggest election turnout percentage-wise since 1906. "And boy," said McCain, "That was one exciting day."
St. Olaf university professor Philip Busse has been forced to resign after bragging on the Internet about stealing and destroying McCain campaign signs. The good news for Busse? He's been offered a tenured position at Harvard.