Posted by
albear on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 10:11:56 PM
Barack Obama is now projected to win Ohio and Pennsylvania, thus making it nearly impossible for John McCain to win. Don't want to say it's over, but McCain's asking Obama if he'd be able to borrow that "white flag of surrender."
Obama held onto Pennsylvania, thanks to heavy support in Philly and the wealthier suburbs. In related news, residents in Western Pennsylvania report a rash of hand cramps as they cling even tighter to their guns and religion.
McCain's camp is quietly conceding the election map doesn't look good. The Obama camp is quietly conceding they can't find those other 7 states on the map the Senator once talked about.
An estimated one million people are cramming into Chicago's Grant Park to celebrate Obama's pending victory. The weather's unseasonably warm. Heck, if he can make the seas rise and fall, a thermometer shouldn't be that hard.
How'd you like CNN reporters appearing as holograms on the set with Wolf Blitzer? So what? Journalists haven't really been there anytime during the election.