Posted by
albear on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 1:41:47 PM
Will try to post jokes all day long as election day goes...but first, from last night...
Election Day. It’s all over, but for the voting…and the
lawsuits, and the accusations, and the laying of blame, and the establishment
of 2012 exploration committees, and the…
Barack Obama maintains the lead in polls, but John McCain
insists he’s still going to win. And by win he means return to his hot
zillionaire wife with the beer distribution company.
The white grandma Barack Obama compared to Reverend Wright
during the primaries has passed away. And no, it was not from injuries
sustained this summer when he threw her under the bus.
In newly discovered audio tape, Barack Obama expresses his
plans to bankrupt coal companies and send electric bills sky high. Who cares, as long as he looks good in
that Inaugural tux?
At a campaign event, Joe Biden said, “girl-girls are tougher
than girl boys.” Unfortunately, he
was not speaking through an interpreter, so we have no idea what the heck he
meant.
Sarah Palin was the victim of a prank call by Canadian DJ’s
pretending to be the French President.
The jocks were very believable. In fact, during the call they offered to
surrender the French Riviera to Alaska.