Posted by
albear on Friday, October 10, 2008 6:42:44 PM
News Burp: Barack Obama suggested today a change in the US motto. No longer will it be "From the Many One." Soon it'll be "From THE ONE, Many Taxes."
News Burp: Obama supporters are upset at McCain for referring to his opponent as "That one" during the debate. "The proper term," they said, "is comrade." We should mention that Michelle Obama had no problem with McCain referring to her husband as "That one." "Like the rest of the country," said Michelle, "I slept through that part of the debate."
News Burp: An Obama supporter introduced Joe Biden at a rally the other day as "Senator John McCain." Biden wasn't bothered, saying "It's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me."
News Burp: Some are worried Sarah Palin will be booed when she drops the puck at this Saturday's Flyers hockey game. It's Philly. The time to worry is when they STOP booing. Of course, Palin's already being accused of being a racist for wanting to drop a black puck on white ice.
News Burp: Palin's critics say the VP candidate overstepped her authority in trying to get her ex-brother-in-law fired as a State Trooper. The trooper had, among other acts, tasered a 10-year-old. Yep. Once again, liberals are coming to the defense of a child abuser.